Tuesday

Tiger Woods’s New Endorsement Deal

With all the limelight falling on his affairs with over 15 women (at least the ones we know of), Tiger Woods has lost almost all his endorsements. However, i recent days, he’s got one endorsement which is right up his alley…

He’s recently been offered an endorsement deal from a strip club. The question now is whether or not Tiger will take the deal or not. Come to think about it, the one million dollars they’re offering may come in handy now that you’re sponsors and wife are going away.

Executives at Scores Gentlemen’s Club have written a formal letter to Tiger offering him the cash, and what do you know, we’ve got what it says right here:

Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,

As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements…

As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.

As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.

We look forward to your response.

Not sure what Tiger’s first reaction was when he read the letter, but I’m sure the idea must’ve crossed his mind.